you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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