Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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