My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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