I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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