Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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