I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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