I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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