My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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