sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
why didn't you poke me back
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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