You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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