do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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