My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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