I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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