just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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