There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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