No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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