can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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