Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
