Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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