Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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