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sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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