Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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