I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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