Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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