I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
jump out the window naked night went bad
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