help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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