Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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