have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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