dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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