i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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