he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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