If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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