You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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