so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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