i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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