Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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