don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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