I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just googled if crying burns calories
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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