I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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