FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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