hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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