Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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