if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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