Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You made out with two different species that night
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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