All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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