i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Welp...herpes.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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