PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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