And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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