i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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