I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Your penis caused this!
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