he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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