did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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