when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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