Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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